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Revenge of the Higgs

March 10th, 2010 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

You remember how Higgs Boson particles are traveling back through time to prevent their discovery due to their abhorrent nature?

Well… it’s happened again! [Discovery.com]

This may sound like a real downer, especially after the flurry of recent successes – from a thrilling start-up to most powerful particle collisions ever achieved — but it’s hardly surprising.

Although it might be tempting to think the LHC is somehow “cursed” (or that time-traveling Higgs bosons from the future are sabotaging any attempt at discovering this elusive particle), this is what happens at the frontier of physics.

The LHC is a revolutionary piece of kit, only one will ever be built and the keenest physicist minds are trying to make this complex machine work.

“The standard phrase is that the LHC is its own prototype,” Dr. Steve Myers, director of the particle smasher, told the BBC today. “We are pushing technologies towards their limits.”

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He Beats Him With His Own Arm!

March 9th, 2010 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

Killing time at work today I came across this at EverythingIsTerrible

Simply amazing, I might as well give up on trying to think of movie ideas..

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Boosh! and or Kakow!

March 1st, 2010 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

So, you have undoubtedly heard of the Chilean quake, the whole 8.8 thing.. you know, the one that released 66.6 exajoules of power? You know the one that knocked Earth off it’s axis? Oh yeah, you didn’t hear about that?

Think about that for a second, think of how powerful it must be to actually SHIFT EARTHS AXIS.

Business Week has an article about just that.

“The length of the day should have gotten shorter by 1.26 microseconds (millionths of a second),” Gross, said today in an e-mailed reply to questions. “The axis about which the Earth’s mass is balanced should have moved by 2.7 milliarcseconds (about 8 centimeters or 3 inches).”

Well, at least this is good news for any chap who has promised to make love to his partner “all night”.. it just got 1.26 microseconds easier. BOOSH!

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The Lulz

February 25th, 2010 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

Christ! Every time I see this picture I almost lose it.

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8 ways GodAwful.com can help you survive a plane crash

February 24th, 2010 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

It’s a linkbait generator! Insert subject matter. Click generate. Watch the hits come rolling in!

Lets see some others…

How GodAwful.com is part of the gay agenda”

“5 insane but true things about GodAwful.com”

“10 funny ways GodAwful.com has appeared in music videos”

That should net me a couple million views!

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Skeptically Hopeful

February 23rd, 2010 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

Sorry for the flash, but gah, some people still use it for video..


You pretty much just need to watch this, there’s an article over on physorg.com as well.

One can hope..

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The One That Got Away

February 18th, 2010 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

No, this isn’t another post on my flowery youth, this is a simple link to a photoblog of pictures people have taken, with brief blurbs, of the one who got away.

I love this stuff, very depressio, I have plenty of pictures of my own, but I couldn’t dare post them.

Link: The One That Got Away

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Fascinating..

February 12th, 2010 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

So RedWriteWeb makes a post about facebook.. Idiots who search for facebook on google rather than typing in facebook.com in the location bar (or bookmarking) start commenting thinking it is the new login page to facebook.  There was a lady at my last job who used to google yahoo.com so she could go to yahoo and search for something… and as we’ve seen in the monthly stats, we do get a few people who stumble upon this website by searching for godawful.com… anyway.. at last look there are about 20 pages of comments with the majority of people complaining about how they can’t log in to facebook now.. here is a sample.

All I wanted to do was LOG IN TO MY FACE BOOK ACCOUNT! I don’t like this new way! “If it an’t broke why fix it?”

Posted by: Valerie Jean Thompson Merricks | February 10, 2010 11:21 AM

Seams like all of the comets i read agree with me you people messed up royal i was enjoying facebook now i am thinking of getting rid of it all

Posted by: Dan Danahoo | February 10, 2010 11:54 AM

I’m not very pleased now w/ the new facebook. Simplified? Well, I’m not so sure. I typed a message to my daughter and went to send it and could not fine a SEND button!! I couldn’t even close the message box and had to close the whole site and log back online. AARRRGGHHHH! Please, let me know where it went.

Posted by: Sandra | February 10, 2010 5:51 PM

what the heck………i just learned how to do this nowyou guys changed it………………….WHY????????????????????

Kanosha Edwards Posted by: Kanosha Edwards Author Profile PageFebruary 11, 2010 7:10 PM

Really, go look.. it’s amazing.. I am dumbfounded.

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Never Have I Ever

February 12th, 2010 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

Seen any of the Godfather movies… Trufac

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M-M-M-Multiverse

February 10th, 2010 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

Yall remember the Drake Equation?

Tells us how much intelligent life there is in the universe

But what about in the MULTIVERSE?!

There’s an equation for that!

I have the feeling this is BS.

Over at the Technology Review they’ve got an article on just this.

He begins by considering the total set of universes in the multiverse and defines the subset in which the parameters and fundamental constants are compatible with the anthropic principle. This is the subset {c-cosmo}.

He then considers the subset of these universes in which astrophysical conditions are ripe for star and galaxy formation {c-astro}. Next he looks at the subset of these in which planets form that are capable of harbouring life {c-life}. And finally he defines the subset of these in which complex life actually arises {c-complex life}.

Then the conditions for complex life to emerge in a particular universe in the multiverse must satisfy the statement at the top of this post (where the composition symbol denotes ‘together with’).

Well, what type? [Wikipedia.org]

It would seem to me that when dealing with infinity that every answer would remain infinite.. uh… man.

Take {c-cosmo} for example. Gleiser points out a few of the obvious parameters that would need to taken into account in deriving a probability. These are the vacuum energy density, matter-antimatter asymmetry, dark matter density, the couplings of the four fundamental forces and the masses of quarks and leptons so that hadrons and then nuclei can form after electroweak symmetry breaking. Try assigning a probability to that lot.

Neither is it much easier for {c-astro}. This needs to take into account the fact that heavy elements seem to be important for the emergence of life which only seem to occur in galaxies above a certain mass and in stars of a certain type and age. Estimating the probability of these conditions occurring is still beyond astronomers.

At first glance, the third set {c-life} ought to be easier to handle. This must take into account the planetary and chemical constraints on the formation of life. The presence of liquid water and various elements such as carbon, oxygen and nitrogen seem to be important as do more complex molecules. How common these conditions are, we don’t yet know.

Finally there is {c-complex life}, which includes all the planetary factors that must coincide for complex life to emerge. These may include long term orbital stability, the presence of a magnetic field to protect delicate biomolecules, plate tectonics, a large moon and so on. That’s not so easy to estimate either.

So in summary, it is a rather pointless equation.. don’t go tattooing it on your back just yet, kids.

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