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Entries from May 2008

Lazyitis

May 9th, 2008 · No Comments

If it’s one problem I frequently have, it’s that I am constantly spilling boiling hot fries on myself when I am driving, well no longer! Hold Your Fries In Your Car’s Cup Holder And Make Driving Safer. Even has a clip-on ketchup cup! Now if only there was a robotic hand to feed me my [...]

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Earth Bongs are for pussies..

May 8th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Ever hear of an Earth Bong?, apparantly, you dig a hole in the ground, and a tunnel, and connect the two, and load weed in one end and then smoke from the other.. I guess the idea is that mother earth purifies the smoke for a smooth toke.. hell if I know, I haven’t smoked [...]

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Words to know.

May 5th, 2008 · No Comments

Spolans says he is disappointed by the distinct lack of mention of him in my blog.. it is therefore that I dedicate this entry to him. While he was pleased over my usage of “fecal particulate” during our drive out to the coast, this quite the opposite of particulate, and yet.. it is also pure [...]

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Benjamin Franklin

May 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

I heard rumors that when he was alive, people called Benjamin Franklin “BJ”, as we all know, he was a great inventor, and actually invented the BJ, hence the naming scheme, of course, there is no entry on wikipedia to back this up yet, so it may all be conjecture. In the meantime, things we [...]

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Witches & Wizards

May 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

Check this out.. it’s a link to a story on either UFO’s or flying humans.. and yes.. there is good video..

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Monkeyboy

May 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments

Monkeyboy, who inspired a drink called the monkeyboy, which was.. whiskey, soda and grenadine? Is that right? So this has to be what.. 13 or 14 years ago? Cheese and Rice does time fly (this is a term I learned from the eating disorder kids when I was in the hospital, they would say “Cheese [...]

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