If it’s one problem I frequently have, it’s that I am constantly spilling boiling hot fries on myself when I am driving, well no longer! Hold Your Fries In Your Car’s Cup Holder And Make Driving Safer. Even has a clip-on ketchup cup! Now if only there was a robotic hand to feed me my [...]
Entries from May 2008
Lazyitis
May 9th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: The Dumbing Down of America
Earth Bongs are for pussies..
May 8th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Ever hear of an Earth Bong?, apparantly, you dig a hole in the ground, and a tunnel, and connect the two, and load weed in one end and then smoke from the other.. I guess the idea is that mother earth purifies the smoke for a smooth toke.. hell if I know, I haven’t smoked [...]
Tags: The More You Know
Words to know.
May 5th, 2008 · No Comments
Spolans says he is disappointed by the distinct lack of mention of him in my blog.. it is therefore that I dedicate this entry to him. While he was pleased over my usage of “fecal particulate” during our drive out to the coast, this quite the opposite of particulate, and yet.. it is also pure [...]
Tags: The More You Know
Benjamin Franklin
May 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
I heard rumors that when he was alive, people called Benjamin Franklin “BJ”, as we all know, he was a great inventor, and actually invented the BJ, hence the naming scheme, of course, there is no entry on wikipedia to back this up yet, so it may all be conjecture. In the meantime, things we [...]
Tags: The More You Know
Witches & Wizards
May 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
Check this out.. it’s a link to a story on either UFO’s or flying humans.. and yes.. there is good video..
Tags: The More You Know
Monkeyboy
May 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments
Monkeyboy, who inspired a drink called the monkeyboy, which was.. whiskey, soda and grenadine? Is that right? So this has to be what.. 13 or 14 years ago? Cheese and Rice does time fly (this is a term I learned from the eating disorder kids when I was in the hospital, they would say “Cheese [...]
Tags: Photochop