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Entries from July 2008

Click Clack

July 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Last night Jay taught us how to play craps. What a site it must’ve been if you’d been lucky enough to step into the back alley of the Short Stop…
A smoke filled alley, there at the end.. a group standing around, throwing money down while people shout out numbers..
I won 10 bucks… and fortunately [...]

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Absaroka

July 28th, 2008 · No Comments

This has been making the blgosphere rounds lately, and I of course find it fascinating and am shocked that someone hasn’t scripted a movie about it yet.
Via StrangeMaps
In its short-lived attempt at existence, the US state of Absaroka (pronounced ab-SOR-ka) managed to acquire quite a few trappings of statehood: a governor and capital were selected, [...]

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Owen3d!

July 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Saw owen tonight, he (mike kinsella) played “breaking away” which pleased me greatly…
It was weird when this guy yelled “we love you, owen”, like that’s his name..
I took a picture bit I am old and am confused by this new fangled iPhone client

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Nerd Quip

July 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

Put that in your partical accelerator and collide it

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iPhone bloggin’

July 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

There is now an iPhone wordpress program, now I can blog from the bar!
Oh, and I can upload pictures directly from it!
LULZ
Law & Order: SVU

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Dirty Librarians

July 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Hefner had a song called “The Librarian”, from which I must quote..
He started to woo her in a most peculiar way,
The Librarian’s dress was a fawnish shade of grey,
The books he was to borrow he would surely never read,
They were of an intellectual calibre, he hoped that she would see.
He planned to take her home [...]

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@$*&$%#!

July 16th, 2008 · No Comments

From the H & J Blog:
“What does one call the use of random non-alphabet characters to indicate cursing? It’s a universally understood device, and is applied in both graphic and textual settings. It is such a commonly accepted staple that I assumed it must already be defined and described — but apparently it’s not.”
The term [...]

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Is this real?!!

July 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

When I was living in Pleasantville, IA. there was this gentleman a grade or two older than me whom was a huge wrestling fan. In a weird way, pro-wrestling is like Santa Claus for teen (and older) men. The Spolans’ and myself were discussing whether or not we’d tell our nonexistent children that [...]

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Reasons Thomas Jefferson Rules..

July 10th, 2008 · No Comments

Oh sure, we know TJ (that’s what I call him) was a real dandy who loved his slaves and loved his liberty (and lavender according to sources deep within the administration), but did you know TJ had his own version of the bible?
Thats right, TJ would cut and paste words and sections together to rewrite [...]

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I Know Things Are Hard Right Now…

July 9th, 2008 · No Comments

Sometimes it just seems like everything is spinning out of control. Like you’ve hit the bottom of the bucket and started digging. I know.. I feel it too sometimes, and it seems everyone I know is going through something heavy right now, that’s why I’ve decided to share This little gem, any time I’m [...]

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