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August 19th, 2008 Evan Brightwell --> · No Comments

Ever wondered how much Jesus the Catholics make a year?

From Everything2:

In the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation, theeucharist actually becomes the blood and body of Jesus Christ. We can’t forget to account for all of that additional biomass in calculations; I’ve done some new ones below.

This is getting good.

Ok, wonderful, now we know how about many atoms of Jesus are created every time somebody takes communion. This by itself means little as communion is taken every day all over the world. 

it’s good to read the whole thing, but this sums up the math equation

Interestingly, but somewhat off topictransubstantiation means that eventually the earth’s entire biomass will be made out of Jesus. Assuming the 2.035*10-8 percent change stays constant, it will be (100 / 2.035*10-8) = 4.91 billion years until that happens. If the sun hasn’t killed us off by that time, the environmental balance change due to all of that extra oxygenand calcium probably will.

So there you have it…

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