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Entries from October 2008

Don’t stop me on the rum

October 20th, 2008 · No Comments

I’ve now drank more whiskey this week than I have in the prior 12 years of my life. That’s still only 4 shots.

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Tags: Fun Facts · The Good Times Are Killing Me

15 Uses For Micro Black Holes

October 14th, 2008 · No Comments

My personal favorite:
Communities lucky enough to have a micro-black hole drift into town can enjoy free and permanent removal of all local waste. Installing a catapult capable of launching rusting barrels or most Ford or GM vehicles built from 1981-1992 will keep workers safely from the quantum crush.
And if cities prepare prior to the black [...]

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Tags: The Dumbing Down of America · The More You Know