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ShamWow!

January 12th, 2009 --> · No Comments

Vince tells me the shamwow pays for itself in no time, he says I already spend $20 a month in paper towels… Who spends $20 a month on paper towels?!

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I have purchased 2 rolls of paper towels since I’ve lived in my residence. I still have a good portion of the second roll left.  Thats over 4 years.

Wow indeed.

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  • 1 David Rosen // Jan 13, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    WOW that is amazing!

  • 2 David Rosen // Jan 13, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    SHAMWOW!

  • 3 l-alle // Jan 13, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    the first time you see the commercial, it seems like hes Really Into It! with each subsequent viewing, it becomes more obvious that he is a thirty-something year old man who started doing this as a summer job right after graduating from high school and although he HATES IT MORE THAN ANYTHING, he cant quit b/c he needs the money. the palpability of his disdain is So Satisfying and So Impossible to turn away from. and that is why i have now seen this infomercial probably, oh, 30-ish times.

  • 4 kim // Jan 14, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    But isn’t a roll of paper towels at least $15?

    Okay okay okay, what is Shamwow? Maybe I should enrich my life with television?

  • 5 Evan Brightwell // Jan 26, 2009 at 1:29 PM

  • 6 spolans // Jan 31, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    If you call now we’ll give you the Graty absolutely free when you order the SlapChop. Lead an exciting life.

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