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Things I Hate Pt. 2

February 10th, 2009 --> · No Comments


It’s just a bathrobe you put on backwards!

Originally uploaded by g0d4wful11

If you haven’t seen the ads for the snuggie consider yourself blessed. Here are the arguments they present for you to purchase a bathrobe you wear backwards.

1. When you are cold, you want to avoid paying more with your heating bill. Verdict? TRUE

2. A blanket won’t do because they slip and slide, and if you want to use your hands you have to take them from beneath the blanket… presumably. Verdict? BAT SHIT LAZY

That’s it, buy this because it’ll keep your hands warm.. but it doesn’t even cover your hands, why not make a snuggie with mittens attached?

Here is the commercial if you want to watch:

But my bigger question is… why do these Followers of the Mushroom Cloud cultists look like they stepped out of an Enigma video?

Snuggie… The principles of lust.

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  • 1 l-alle // Feb 11, 2009 at 12:12 AM

    i like it when they are at the sporting event, and it looks like a SUPER lowbudget remake of that harry potter movie when theyre at a quidditch match.

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