God Awful Things

A few months back, myself and some chums headed out to gay Perris, CA. Some of them were going to go skydiving, so whilst they attended class, my self an ol’ Tom went to the best bar in gay Perris, CA (note: not gay bar) called The Bomb Shelter, the lady asked what we would like and I asked for recommendations for a drink at 12 in the afternoon on a sunday in gay Perris, CA.  she recommended an irish car bomb and so I ordered a couple, and proceeded to get rather ripped in gay Perris , CA on a sunday afternoon with ol’ Tom and a shirtless gent who liked bumming smokes (despite having his own) who looked a lot like Bruce Campbell.

Now all of this is unimportant, but it sets up the scene for what I am about to share.

Ok take this:

And mix it with this:

And you get

“Jump School”… The concept is simple, there is a skydiving school that really knows how to party, one might even say they give the seriousness of skydiving a bad name.. Well the old stingy bastards at MegaJump next door don’t take too kindly to that and want all the business for themselves, so they put a bad apple in Jump School and embezzles their money away.  Now, without the capital to keep Jump School open, MegaJump will be able to purchase the land and take over once and for all.. unless they figure out how to make enough money.. maybe with the most off the wall party you’ve ever seen, upon MegaJumps realization that their plan is so crazy it might just work, their owner agrees to a Jump-Off with the “Owner” of Jump School with both their businesses on the line.. I don’t want to spoil it for you… but Jump School wins and the other guys lands in a conveniently located manurer pile, roll credits, fly jets over, and The Scorpions perform Rock You Like a Hurricane.

A generic plot but a great device to deliver some amazing ideas.. Of course I can only think of clips in the beginning that show how anti-establishment Jump School is, and their looses cannon ways.

Example #1 Dude jumps out of plane with bottle of booze, starts pouring it out, camera swings underneath looking up to reveal another jumper above catching booze in his mouth and giving the rock sign hand gestgure (See Fig. 1)

Fig. 1

Giving credit where credit is due, that image is taken directly from The Popular Uncanny blog, from the Devil Horn’s and the Uncanny Eye post (an interesting read).

Example #2 Parachuting horse… ’nuff said.

Example #3 Naked girls skydiving (links to a google image search, may or may not be SFW)

and so on and so forth.. If you would like to option this film, please contact me, I can promise at least a dozen ticket sales.