God Awful Things

You know what I hate?

Harmonica solos.

Yeh.. fuckin’ hate em

Seeing how many notes they can cram in with one breath..

This kid below may have heard the line from “Crossroads” where whats-his-nuts says to the other guy “Where I come from, you don’t blow no harp, you ain’t get no pussy”.. too many double negatives in there.. anyway

I especially hate them when done by kids with gross long hair and a winter cap on..

But mostly I hate them by fatties..