God Awful Things

Monthly Roundup

Well, we saw a new year and I went on a nearly horrible vacation, but that’s all exciting compared to blog stats… SO LETS GET TO BLOG STATS!

Site Usage

So.. looks like avg time on the site went down, but hey, everything else is up.

Top Pages

1. Warning, Mind Blowing in Area.. Helmets Required – 132 Views
2. BBQ Porn – 26 Views
3. Snail Blood – 14 Views
4. Click Clack – 14 Views
5. About – 11 Views

Not sure why everyone was going to that first one.. but the rest is pretty consistent.

Browsers:

• Firefox 33 %
• MSIE 42 %
• Chrome 2 %
• AppleWebKit 13 %
• Opera 3 %
• Other 7 %

Godawful.com readers are totally leading the trend away from IE.. good work.

Visitors… top 5

• 871 United States
• 112 Canada
• 107 United Kingdom
• 58 France
• 45 Russian Federation

Bottom 5:

• 4 Romania
• 4 Turkey
• 4 Finland
• 4 Egypt
• 4 Spain

I shouldn’t call them bottom 5 considering there are places with less (Lookin’ at you Latvia), but these are the bottom 5 that still show up on the counter.

30% of visitors have been here over 100 times.. nice work, the rest of you are n00bs in comparison.

And now, my favorite.. what search terms land people here.. but just the funny ones..

“bbq porno“ still near the top.. Who knew there was such a fetish?

2 people found us through googling “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

““black water circus” my old high school band.. good to see there are still fans out there.. keep rockin the free world, peeps

“emoticon with flaring nostrils”

uuuuuuuuh “god awful description of genitalia” wtf?!

“i need a movie idea for school” maybe someone’s gonna rip me off!

“lil smokies “plum wine” A great culinary source here

“regretting stretched earlobes” <—— Ha…. HAHAHAHAHAHA

“what are some green day songs that are not god awful” trick question… Zero