God Awful Things

But uuuh… TOOT TOOT.

Apologies, that is just the only think I could think of that would come close to the new Ultrasound Male Contraceptive.

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has awarded a $100,000 grant to a couple of researchers investigating the use of ultrasound as a reversible male contraceptive.

Back when I was a young whippersnapper trying to hump everything that moved (as opposed to being an old whippersnapper trying to hump everything that moves now) I often dreamt of the day when there would be a male contraceptive that I could take as a pill.. “I’d eat that shit like it was pez!” I would say.

A hat tip to Discovery Magazine for noticing this item. While details about how the device would function still remain scarce, since sperm don’t like excessive heat, Discovery suggests the process may involve “heating and shaking working in combination.”

Uuuuuuuuuuuh.. huhuhuhuh… uuuuuuuuuh… Heating and shaking might not be the best combination, uuuuuh, might wanna throw in wet and yanking too.