I believe it.
November 21st, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Bubs!
Tequila Diamonds
November 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Forget Quervo Gold and Petrón Silver..
Make me some diamonds!
Tags: Fun Facts · The More You Know
Food Facts
November 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment
A. The McRib is back.
B. Of all the complex artificial flavors (pretty much anything that isn’t acid based, lemon, lime etc) the most accurate representation is watermelon. No other artificial flavor comes close.
Tags: The Dumbing Down of America
Election Day
November 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Voting went smoothly today, I had the sample ballot filled out and was ready to cruise through it.. i removed the cap from the ink-a-vote pen and placed the ballot in the receptacle when a poll worker turned on the radio, which was a bit surprisingly in the quiet polling location of the Barlow Respitory [...]
Tags: Politics · The Dumbing Down of America · The More You Know
Don’t stop me on the rum
October 20th, 2008 · No Comments
I’ve now drank more whiskey this week than I have in the prior 12 years of my life. That’s still only 4 shots.
Tags: Fun Facts · The Good Times Are Killing Me
15 Uses For Micro Black Holes
October 14th, 2008 · No Comments
My personal favorite:
Communities lucky enough to have a micro-black hole drift into town can enjoy free and permanent removal of all local waste. Installing a catapult capable of launching rusting barrels or most Ford or GM vehicles built from 1981-1992 will keep workers safely from the quantum crush.
And if cities prepare prior to the black [...]
Tags: The Dumbing Down of America · The More You Know
I Did It For The LULZ
September 24th, 2008 · No Comments
Dude farts on a cop, hilarity ensues.
And, much like how you will never forget when you heard the shocking, unbelievable news that Fred Schnieder is gay, Clay Aiken came out too. I wonder how thats going to sit with the hillbillies who love american idol.
Tags: The More You Know
Type Nerds
September 18th, 2008 · No Comments
Typography Jokes…. seriously.
How many typesetters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you have to specify
how tight you want it.
I LULZ
Tags: The More You Know
I Wish I Was Elite
September 17th, 2008 · No Comments
George Saunders, over at The New Yorker:
There are two kinds of folks: Élites and Regulars. Why people love Sarah Palin is, she is a Regular. That is also why they love me. She did not go to some Élite Ivy League college, which I also did not. Her and me, actually, did not go to [...]
Tags: Politics · The Dumbing Down of America
Has the LHC destroyed the world yet?
September 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment
This is a website http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ you can bookmark that will let you know