God Awful Things

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Forget Quervo Gold and Petrón Silver..
Make me some diamonds!

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A. The McRib is back.
B. Of all the complex artificial flavors (pretty much anything that isn’t acid based, lemon, lime etc) the most accurate representation is watermelon. No other artificial flavor comes close.

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Voting went smoothly today, I had the sample ballot filled out and was ready to cruise through it.. i removed the cap from the ink-a-vote pen and placed the ballot in the receptacle when a poll worker turned on the radio, which was a bit surprisingly in the quiet polling location of the Barlow Respitory [...]

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I’ve now drank more whiskey this week than I have in the prior 12 years of my life. That’s still only 4 shots.

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My personal favorite:
Communities lucky enough to have a micro-black hole drift into town can enjoy free and permanent removal of all local waste. Installing a catapult capable of launching rusting barrels or most Ford or GM vehicles built from 1981-1992 will keep workers safely from the quantum crush.
And if cities prepare prior to the black [...]

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Dude farts on a cop, hilarity ensues.
 
And, much like how you will never forget when you heard the shocking, unbelievable news that Fred Schnieder is gay, Clay Aiken came out too.  I wonder how thats going to sit with the hillbillies who love american idol.

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Typography Jokes…. seriously.
How many typesetters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you have to specify
how tight you want it.
I LULZ

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George Saunders, over at The New Yorker:
There are two kinds of folks: Élites and Regulars. Why people love Sarah Palin is, she is a Regular. That is also why they love me. She did not go to some Élite Ivy League college, which I also did not. Her and me, actually, did not go to [...]

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This is a website http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ you can bookmark that will let you know

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