God Awful Things

In some movie I recently saw (I think, I’m just saying I don’t believe it was me to first say this), one character asks the question “Why are human females the only mammals with big boobs?” It’s a good question, and one I proposed in the bar recently.  I, naturally, have no idea why this [...]

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Even though I am no fan of The Beatles. (seriously, just no…) I will still entertain you with this video that includes a montage from the “As Seen On TV” commercials where people suffer problems that no one ever has suffered. I’ll point out that I’ve yet to accidently get wrapped up in a hose, [...]

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Welp, the LHC smashed some particles today [BBC].  Two streams at 3.5 TeV (Thats short for “a whole fucking lot”) were sent right into each other, and look, we’re all still here.. “unless we aren’t” I said to a coworker. Mind… Blown.. Maybe we’re already in an alternate reality where men want to be me [...]

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So, you have undoubtedly heard of the Chilean quake, the whole 8.8 thing.. you know, the one that released 66.6 exajoules of power? You know the one that knocked Earth off it’s axis? Oh yeah, you didn’t hear about that? Think about that for a second, think of how powerful it must be to actually [...]

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Seen any of the Godfather movies… Trufac

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You may remember from previous posts the discussion of in-vitro meat patties and the implications of this (guilt free YUM!) Well some Canadian rag has more! [canoe.ca] I don’t really need to copy and paste much since it is pretty much all that’s been covered before.. Though they do mention no one has tried a [...]

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Think of the emotions you feel.. happy, sad, anger, jealousy, lust..uuuuh.. is bored an emotion or a lack of emotion? pride.. hmm, not like counting our sesnes… clueless? no, that’s just how I feel trying to think of more emotions. I can’t believe I had to google this, and even then I couldn’t find anyone [...]

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Here is the year 2009 in review. It all started about a year ago this very day. [see 2008] Bubs and I were just celebrating our 3 year anniversary, which means in a couple days we will celebrate our 4 year anniversary. I spent a couple hundred bucks and went to Chicago.  Why did I [...]

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You know what I hate? Harmonica solos. Yeh.. fuckin’ hate em Seeing how many notes they can cram in with one breath.. This kid below may have heard the line from “Crossroads” where whats-his-nuts says to the other guy “Where I come from, you don’t blow no harp, you ain’t get no pussy”.. too many [...]

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Well, Thanksgiving came and went and with it the stress of trying to figure out what to make this year.. there were lessons learned and brain cells lost, but all in all I was pleased, but would definitely change a few things next time. First I will tell you the inspiration, a few weeks beforehand [...]

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