God Awful Things

It would appear guest blogger Brian has gambled himself into oblivion once again.. Here is a post I made about him a few years ago.. With that being said let’s see if I can maintain my desire to keep blogging the completely useless and informative bullshit.

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Personally I couldn’t give two shits where LeBron goes to play. But obviously many do.  Now the majority owner of the Cavs has “stayed classy” in his open letter, which can be read here.. You simply don’t deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal. You have given so much and deserve so much more. In the [...]

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If you haven’t heard the dumbest song in a long time… here it is Here are the lyrics: WARNING! You will be dumber from having heard this. If magic is all we’ve ever know Then it’s easy to miss what really goes on But I’ve seen miracles in every way And I see miracles everyday [...]

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So RedWriteWeb makes a post about facebook.. Idiots who search for facebook on google rather than typing in facebook.com in the location bar (or bookmarking) start commenting thinking it is the new login page to facebook.  There was a lady at my last job who used to google yahoo.com so she could go to yahoo [...]

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Nerds and dweebs around the world sat with baited breath in a way they hadn’t since Xmas in the 80′s.  Back then hoping upon hope that santa brought them Castle Greyskull or Snake Mountain, only now hoping Santa Jobs would bring them a tablet from on high. I too was looking forward to this (unfortunately [...]

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I should just add this to my blogroll right now, but instead I just bookmarked it.. you know, so I don’t have to visit my own blog to go to someone else’s.. I highly recommend you bookmark it as well. Here are some highlights! Lamebook [lamebook.com] Common… we’ve all gone a little too young once [...]

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In the olden days of ye internet, there was many a frequent battle between people all due to misunderstood inflections in type.  You see, sarcasm doesn’t translate on the internet, and in the 90′s, thanks to Seinfeld, the world was dripping in sarcasm. Many an internet girlfriend did I lose because of my refusal to [...]

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Dear Rebecca, We are a couple with John again! I’m so happy; you’ll never believe how crucial the changes in bed can be. It is so difficult to discuss such things, I was too shy to ask, however, at last he confessed. He had done it for me! We are going to get married in [...]

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You know what I hate? stretched out ears. I was a kid once, I did the whole self mutilation, I still have stupid scars on my hand I’d love to get rid of, a letter “E” and two stupid smiley faces. One of the reasons I never got tattoos is that I never trusted my [...]

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Truthers, Birthers, Vacinothers, er.. not sure what to call this new rise in skepticism.  But it seems to be coming up in conversations more and more, and to the point where just this week a got a mass email at work from a co-worker about the cheerleader who got a flu shot and now suffers [...]

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