God Awful Things

I’ve now drank more whiskey this week than I have in the prior 12 years of my life. That’s still only 4 shots.

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This is a website http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ you can bookmark that will let you know

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I was once informed of the fact that the pope’s chair has a hole in the bottom so that the cardinals, or whomever, can grab the popes balls and verify he is a man and not a woman… This due to Pope Joan
John Anglicus, born at Mainz, was pope for two years, seven months and four [...]

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I’ve been watching a lot of Mad Men this past week, and I’d heard they smoked and drank a lot in the show, but nothing could have prepared me for just how much.
Before I moved out to Los Angeles back in ‘03, I used to come out here and visit a couple times [...]

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Last night Jay taught us how to play craps. What a site it must’ve been if you’d been lucky enough to step into the back alley of the Short Stop…
A smoke filled alley, there at the end.. a group standing around, throwing money down while people shout out numbers..
I won 10 bucks… and fortunately [...]

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Saw owen tonight, he (mike kinsella) played “breaking away” which pleased me greatly…
It was weird when this guy yelled “we love you, owen”, like that’s his name..
I took a picture bit I am old and am confused by this new fangled iPhone client

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Put that in your partical accelerator and collide it

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Hefner had a song called “The Librarian”, from which I must quote..
He started to woo her in a most peculiar way,
The Librarian’s dress was a fawnish shade of grey,
The books he was to borrow he would surely never read,
They were of an intellectual calibre, he hoped that she would see.
He planned to take her home [...]

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When I was living in Pleasantville, IA. there was this gentleman a grade or two older than me whom was a huge wrestling fan. In a weird way, pro-wrestling is like Santa Claus for teen (and older) men. The Spolans’ and myself were discussing whether or not we’d tell our nonexistent children that [...]

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