God Awful Things

Forget Quervo Gold and Petrón Silver..
Make me some diamonds!

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Voting went smoothly today, I had the sample ballot filled out and was ready to cruise through it.. i removed the cap from the ink-a-vote pen and placed the ballot in the receptacle when a poll worker turned on the radio, which was a bit surprisingly in the quiet polling location of the Barlow Respitory [...]

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My personal favorite:
Communities lucky enough to have a micro-black hole drift into town can enjoy free and permanent removal of all local waste. Installing a catapult capable of launching rusting barrels or most Ford or GM vehicles built from 1981-1992 will keep workers safely from the quantum crush.
And if cities prepare prior to the black [...]

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Dude farts on a cop, hilarity ensues.
 
And, much like how you will never forget when you heard the shocking, unbelievable news that Fred Schnieder is gay, Clay Aiken came out too.  I wonder how thats going to sit with the hillbillies who love american idol.

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Typography Jokes…. seriously.
How many typesetters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you have to specify
how tight you want it.
I LULZ

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I was once informed of the fact that the pope’s chair has a hole in the bottom so that the cardinals, or whomever, can grab the popes balls and verify he is a man and not a woman… This due to Pope Joan
John Anglicus, born at Mainz, was pope for two years, seven months and four [...]

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So, I was reading about that supposed evidence of the Zodiac Killer being turned into the FBI and started doing my usual google, wikipedia wandering of the internet when I came upon the Texarkana serial killer in the 40’s known as the “Phantom Killer” 
Two days later, a man’s body was found on train tracks north [...]

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Ever wondered how much Jesus the Catholics make a year?
From Everything2:
In the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation, theeucharist actually becomes the blood and body of Jesus Christ. We can’t forget to account for all of that additional biomass in calculations; I’ve done some new ones below.
This is getting good.
Ok, wonderful, now we know how about many atoms of Jesus are created every time [...]

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It was the ever wise Wayne Campbell who famously said “mookalokakiki… come on you wanna lay me..pass the joint ahoima..mahola”

 
ITEM: I’m sure we all read celebrity blogs, I can tell because my own blog is a well known site for such juicy gossip.  Last week some pictures were making the rounds of Selma Blair on the [...]

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I’ve been busy at work lately and haven’t had much blogging time, maybe I’d have more it time were a cube?
Time Cube
prepare for your mind to be blown.
I guess if the earth can be flat than anything is possible…. man

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