Forget Quervo Gold and Petrón Silver..
Make me some diamonds!
Entries Tagged as 'The More You Know'
Tequila Diamonds
November 13th, 2008 · No Comments
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Election Day
November 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Voting went smoothly today, I had the sample ballot filled out and was ready to cruise through it.. i removed the cap from the ink-a-vote pen and placed the ballot in the receptacle when a poll worker turned on the radio, which was a bit surprisingly in the quiet polling location of the Barlow Respitory [...]
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15 Uses For Micro Black Holes
October 14th, 2008 · No Comments
My personal favorite:
Communities lucky enough to have a micro-black hole drift into town can enjoy free and permanent removal of all local waste. Installing a catapult capable of launching rusting barrels or most Ford or GM vehicles built from 1981-1992 will keep workers safely from the quantum crush.
And if cities prepare prior to the black [...]
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I Did It For The LULZ
September 24th, 2008 · No Comments
Dude farts on a cop, hilarity ensues.
And, much like how you will never forget when you heard the shocking, unbelievable news that Fred Schnieder is gay, Clay Aiken came out too. I wonder how thats going to sit with the hillbillies who love american idol.
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Type Nerds
September 18th, 2008 · No Comments
Typography Jokes…. seriously.
How many typesetters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you have to specify
how tight you want it.
I LULZ
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I Should’ve Considered the Source..
September 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
I was once informed of the fact that the pope’s chair has a hole in the bottom so that the cardinals, or whomever, can grab the popes balls and verify he is a man and not a woman… This due to Pope Joan
John Anglicus, born at Mainz, was pope for two years, seven months and four [...]
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Movie Idea
August 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment
So, I was reading about that supposed evidence of the Zodiac Killer being turned into the FBI and started doing my usual google, wikipedia wandering of the internet when I came upon the Texarkana serial killer in the 40’s known as the “Phantom Killer”
Two days later, a man’s body was found on train tracks north [...]
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Planet Jesus
August 19th, 2008 · No Comments
Ever wondered how much Jesus the Catholics make a year?
From Everything2:
In the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation, theeucharist actually becomes the blood and body of Jesus Christ. We can’t forget to account for all of that additional biomass in calculations; I’ve done some new ones below.
This is getting good.
Ok, wonderful, now we know how about many atoms of Jesus are created every time [...]
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Mahola
August 18th, 2008 · No Comments
It was the ever wise Wayne Campbell who famously said “mookalokakiki… come on you wanna lay me..pass the joint ahoima..mahola”
ITEM: I’m sure we all read celebrity blogs, I can tell because my own blog is a well known site for such juicy gossip. Last week some pictures were making the rounds of Selma Blair on the [...]
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Time Cubes
August 13th, 2008 · No Comments
I’ve been busy at work lately and haven’t had much blogging time, maybe I’d have more it time were a cube?
Time Cube
prepare for your mind to be blown.
I guess if the earth can be flat than anything is possible…. man
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