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Strike!

August 31st, 2010 · No Comments

My unknown to anyone and unnoticed by everyone strike can come to an end. They have finally restocked the fridge at work with Diet Dr. Pepper.

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Biological Wackiness

June 29th, 2010 · No Comments

In some movie I recently saw (I think, I’m just saying I don’t believe it was me to first say this), one character asks the question “Why are human females the only mammals with big boobs?” It’s a good question, and one I proposed in the bar recently.  I, naturally, have no idea why this [...]

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All Apologies

June 9th, 2010 · No Comments

I know it’s been a while but it seems like the recession is over and I’m just slammed at work.  I also have a new coworker I’m dealing with who makes me want to blow my brains out. It reminds me of when I used to do computer support, and you’re trying to walk someone [...]

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Not One to Toot My Own Horn..

May 17th, 2010 · No Comments

But uuuh… TOOT TOOT. Apologies, that is just the only think I could think of that would come close to the new Ultrasound Male Contraceptive. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has awarded a $100,000 grant to a couple of researchers investigating the use of ultrasound as a reversible male contraceptive. Back when I was a [...]

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May 13th, 2010 · No Comments

It comes in 28 days. The new TV should be here next week.. then I will just need a new entertainment center.

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Lulz! You’re doing it wrong!

April 22nd, 2010 · No Comments

Even though I am no fan of The Beatles. (seriously, just no…) I will still entertain you with this video that includes a montage from the “As Seen On TV” commercials where people suffer problems that no one ever has suffered. I’ll point out that I’ve yet to accidently get wrapped up in a hose, [...]

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Mo’ Parts

April 15th, 2010 · No Comments

Well,  the process for this whole car accident thing is slow going.  They’ve finally attached my policy number to the claim, though I haven’t been contacted by either of the other insurance companies.. I hear they’re waiting on CHP report which will hopefully be posted this week.  However, for lil ol’ me, whom everyone can [...]

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My Head Went Through The Mirror

April 9th, 2010 · No Comments

So I got in a car accident yesterday. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but my car is dead. I was exciting the 101 North (not to Non-Angelinos: All freeways out here are “The N” where N = the number, I don’t know why, but only here.. and if you hear people do it in TV [...]

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Fascinating..

February 12th, 2010 · No Comments

So RedWriteWeb makes a post about facebook.. Idiots who search for facebook on google rather than typing in facebook.com in the location bar (or bookmarking) start commenting thinking it is the new login page to facebook.  There was a lady at my last job who used to google yahoo.com so she could go to yahoo [...]

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Never Have I Ever

February 12th, 2010 · No Comments

Seen any of the Godfather movies… Trufac

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