God Awful Things

I even know when to do the fat breathing sound!

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A few months back, myself and some chums headed out to gay Perris, CA. Some of them were going to go skydiving, so whilst they attended class, my self an ol’ Tom went to the best bar in gay Perris, CA (note: not gay bar) called The Bomb Shelter, the lady asked what we would [...]

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So, a common question gentlemen callers have of their lady friends (whom have boyfriends) “how can I sex her up?”, fortunately over at Batteries Feel Included “So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway.”
Well, I am pleased to report that it [...]

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And now, another installment from the awarding winning series “My Flowery Youth”.
When I first went to college I spent a lot of my time on IRC.  Now for you youngsters who weren’t on the internet back in ‘95, let me tell you about IRC.  IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat, I imagine it is most comparable to [...]

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This is going to be a more personal post than I normally do, so if you don’t want to hear about feelings and such, then I recommend skipping this. Consider yourself warned.
 
About 8 years ago as the end of college approached I was faced with two different paths.  I could move into Chicago and start [...]

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Strange how the night moves with autumn closing in..
I certainly don’t go in order with these things, but there is a 100% of me singing this song in a bar currently, so I figured it would go in here.
Oh and hey, that guy who plays Joey “How you doin’?” from friends shows up in the [...]

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This also reminds me that there is still the long standing debate that remains to be settled. Which is a better movie, Ghost Busters or The Three Amigos?
I think it’s obvious.

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When I was 19, I was kicked out of college for a year.  My grades weren’t up to snuff and a required year off was mandatory before retaking any of the courses,  along with attending some meetings that had a retarded name like S.T.A.R. or something like that.
During that year off I went to the [...]

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Forget Quervo Gold and Petrón Silver..
Make me some diamonds!

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I’ve now drank more whiskey this week than I have in the prior 12 years of my life. That’s still only 4 shots.

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