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The Season™

September 28th, 2009 · No Comments

I hesitate to even type this up, I know I will have to come back many times and edit things as more and more discoveries are made and research conducted, but, by God, it’s time to tell them world.  You see, me and the ladies, well, the relationship can best be described as trouble.  I [...]

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Humans, They're Pretty Weird.

August 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Over at The New Scientist, they’ve got a nice little article about then things humans do that we don’t really understand why we do it. 1. Blushing: Even Darwin struggled to explain why we would evolve a response that lets others know that we have cheated or lied. I think this is easy, blushing was [...]

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Movie Idea: Working Title "Two Doors"

July 30th, 2009 · No Comments

There is a Hayden jam (probably shouldn’t refer to Hayden songs as jams) called “Two Doors”. click to listen. Anyway, last night I was reminded of my romantic comedy movie idea I had inspired by this song. Behind door number one is David, he runs an internet consulting firm all from the comfort of his [...]

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My Flowery Youth Pt. 2

February 28th, 2009 · 3 Comments

And now, another installment from the awarding winning series “My Flowery Youth”. When I first went to college I spent a lot of my time on IRC.  Now for you youngsters who weren’t on the internet back in ’95, let me tell you about IRC.  IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat, I imagine it is [...]

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The Rules of a Gunfight..

February 13th, 2009 · No Comments

I think this is some solid advice for any of you loose cannons out there looking to play by your own rules. I really can’t even tell if it’s a joke, but here is the full list via Field & Stream magazine.. My personal favorites.. 1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. [...]

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The Path

February 8th, 2009 · No Comments

This is going to be a more personal post than I normally do, so if you don’t want to hear about feelings and such, then I recommend skipping this. Consider yourself warned.   About 8 years ago as the end of college approached I was faced with two different paths.  I could move into Chicago [...]

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My Flowery Youth Pt. 1

January 25th, 2009 · 9 Comments

When I was 19, I was kicked out of college for a year.  My grades weren’t up to snuff and a required year off was mandatory before retaking any of the courses,  along with attending some meetings that had a retarded name like S.T.A.R. or something like that. During that year off I went to [...]

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ShamWow!

January 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Vince tells me the shamwow pays for itself in no time, he says I already spend $20 a month in paper towels… Who spends $20 a month on paper towels?! Are you catching this blog reader? I have purchased 2 rolls of paper towels since I’ve lived in my residence. I still have a good [...]

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Oh yeah!

July 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

For your macintosh computer there is a handy piece of software called Quicksilver. It’s an app launcher, a shortcut maker, it’s really anything you want it to be, which i know is hard to fathom, but it is just that great. Personally, I just use it for three things pretty much, App Launcher, iTunes control, [...]

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