God Awful Things

I even know when to do the fat breathing sound!

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That is what our ol’ pal Samuel Clemens said to his detractors. He also said “If God wanted us to talk more than listen, he would have given us two mouths and only one ear”, and “A friendship begins when one person says to another ‘You too? I thought I was the only one’.”
“But Mom-uh!” [...]

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And now, another installment from the awarding winning series “My Flowery Youth”.
When I first went to college I spent a lot of my time on IRC.  Now for you youngsters who weren’t on the internet back in ‘95, let me tell you about IRC.  IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat, I imagine it is most comparable to [...]

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This is going to be a more personal post than I normally do, so if you don’t want to hear about feelings and such, then I recommend skipping this. Consider yourself warned.
 
About 8 years ago as the end of college approached I was faced with two different paths.  I could move into Chicago and start [...]

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Strange how the night moves with autumn closing in..
I certainly don’t go in order with these things, but there is a 100% of me singing this song in a bar currently, so I figured it would go in here.
Oh and hey, that guy who plays Joey “How you doin’?” from friends shows up in the [...]

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Last night Jay taught us how to play craps. What a site it must’ve been if you’d been lucky enough to step into the back alley of the Short Stop…
A smoke filled alley, there at the end.. a group standing around, throwing money down while people shout out numbers..
I won 10 bucks… and fortunately [...]

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