God Awful Things

Hefner had a song called “The Librarian”, from which I must quote..
He started to woo her in a most peculiar way,
The Librarian’s dress was a fawnish shade of grey,
The books he was to borrow he would surely never read,
They were of an intellectual calibre, he hoped that she would see.
He planned to take her home [...]

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