God Awful Things

Total number of McRibs I’ve consumed since they’ve returned? 3

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Well, Thanksgiving came and went and with it the stress of trying to figure out what to make this year.. there were lessons learned and brain cells lost, but all in all I was pleased, but would definitely change a few things next time. First I will tell you the inspiration, a few weeks beforehand [...]

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First let me quote something Garrison Keillor, “The best piece of pumpkin pie you’ll ever have is not that much better than the worst piece you’ll ever have.”  Pumpkin Pie is purely a nutmeg delivery system.. This also reminds me of a piece of advice one Sethly Seth, Manly Man gave me back in college [...]

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That is what our ol’ pal Samuel Clemens said to his detractors. He also said “If God wanted us to talk more than listen, he would have given us two mouths and only one ear”, and “A friendship begins when one person says to another ‘You too? I thought I was the only one’.” “But [...]

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A. The McRib is back. B. Of all the complex artificial flavors (pretty much anything that isn’t acid based, lemon, lime etc) the most accurate representation is watermelon. No other artificial flavor comes close.

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So I was randomly messaged a URL earlier this week, turns out to be what I can only describe as BBQ Stuff. This is entirely safe for work.. Dirty pictures can be seen here Comments disabled because of all the spam on this post.. sorry! Changed title and phrasing

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