God Awful Things

You know what I hate? stretched out ears.
I was a kid once, I did the whole self mutilation, I still have stupid scars on my hand I’d love to get rid of, a letter “E” and two stupid smiley faces. One of the reasons I never got tattoos is that I never trusted my [...]

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I hesitate to even type this up, I know I will have to come back many times and edit things as more and more discoveries are made and research conducted, but, by God, it’s time to tell them world.  You see, me and the ladies, well, the relationship can best be described as trouble.  I [...]

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It’s just a bathrobe you put on backwards!
Originally uploaded by g0d4wful11
If you haven’t seen the ads for the snuggie consider yourself blessed. Here are the arguments they present for you to purchase a bathrobe you wear backwards.
1. When you are cold, you want to avoid paying more with your heating bill. Verdict? TRUE
2. [...]

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You know what I absolutely despise? Piano playing in the style of the blossom theme song… Throw in some blues traveler harmonica and you’ve got your self a mass murder

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