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They Found The One Thing They Weren’t Looking For

August 27th, 2010 · No Comments

Sometimes emotions find you in the most unlikely and unforgiving situations.. Bonus points for the Yacht Rock soundtrack.

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The One That Got Away

February 18th, 2010 · No Comments

No, this isn’t another post on my flowery youth, this is a simple link to a photoblog of pictures people have taken, with brief blurbs, of the one who got away. I love this stuff, very depressio, I have plenty of pictures of my own, but I couldn’t dare post them. Link: The One That [...]

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The Season™

September 28th, 2009 · No Comments

I hesitate to even type this up, I know I will have to come back many times and edit things as more and more discoveries are made and research conducted, but, by God, it’s time to tell them world.  You see, me and the ladies, well, the relationship can best be described as trouble.  I [...]

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Humans, They're Pretty Weird.

August 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Over at The New Scientist, they’ve got a nice little article about then things humans do that we don’t really understand why we do it. 1. Blushing: Even Darwin struggled to explain why we would evolve a response that lets others know that we have cheated or lied. I think this is easy, blushing was [...]

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My Vices Protect Me But They Would Assassinate You

August 5th, 2009 · No Comments

That is what our ol’ pal Samuel Clemens said to his detractors. He also said “If God wanted us to talk more than listen, he would have given us two mouths and only one ear”, and “A friendship begins when one person says to another ‘You too? I thought I was the only one’.” “But [...]

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Movie Idea: Working Title "Two Doors"

July 30th, 2009 · No Comments

There is a Hayden jam (probably shouldn’t refer to Hayden songs as jams) called “Two Doors”. click to listen. Anyway, last night I was reminded of my romantic comedy movie idea I had inspired by this song. Behind door number one is David, he runs an internet consulting firm all from the comfort of his [...]

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Questions You've Probably Wondered…

May 27th, 2009 · No Comments

So, a common question gentlemen callers have of their lady friends (whom have boyfriends) “how can I sex her up?”, fortunately over at Batteries Feel Included “So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway.” Well, I am pleased to report that [...]

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The Look of Love

March 25th, 2009 · No Comments

Interesting news in the Telegraph today.  According to a study, it requires just 8.2 seconds to fall in lurve (for men). The Article: The longer a man’s gaze rests on a woman when they meet for the first time, the more interested he is. If it last just four seconds, he may not be all [...]

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