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On Higgs & Baguettes

November 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment

As we discussed a couple weeks ago, those pesky Higgs particles being so abhorrent to nature, they are actually traveling back through time to prevent their discovery.  Well, further evidence to prove it’s really happening!
From Popsci:

The bird dropped some bread on a section of outdoor machinery, eventually leading to significant over heating in parts of [...]

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Whoa, Did I Quantum Tunnel Back Two Days?

October 23rd, 2009 · No Comments

Weren’t we just talking about quantum tunneling a couple days ago in a manner completely unrelated to the subject?  Is it possible that I qauntumly tunneled that post? Posting it before I posted it? Buh.
“We have broken the speed of light” proclaim a couple of German physicist..
Pretty short on details, and this is really the [...]

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Warning, Mind Blowing in Area.. Helmets Required

October 21st, 2009 · 4 Comments

This was going around the internets last week and I wanted to write something about it then, but I was busy at work (hence posting pictures), but now I am just trying to look busy as opposed to actually being busy, so there is time to write this up.
Over at the New York Times there [...]

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2 + 2 = Head Assplode

August 24th, 2009 · No Comments

I saw this last week on /. but didn’t have time to read it or anything, but as it is slow at the moment, I will spit this out to blow your minds.  For whatever reason, that reminded me of Lynda Barry’s  Ernie Pook’s Comeek.  There is one where Freddy says “Freak the man, freak [...]

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Questions You've Probably Wondered…

May 27th, 2009 · No Comments

So, a common question gentlemen callers have of their lady friends (whom have boyfriends) “how can I sex her up?”, fortunately over at Batteries Feel Included “So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway.”
Well, I am pleased to report that it [...]

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Rules of Time Traveling

May 20th, 2009 · No Comments

I’m just about sure everyone have seen this classified ad before, but if not.. here it is in all its glory.
I could link to some really interesting time travelers famous on the internet but I haven’t the time before leaving work, but if you’ve never read up on time travelers on the internet, it is [...]

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